Saturday, December 10, 2022

Disenchanted (12.09.22)

 

               Disney+ may have been operating for a few years now, but I must admit that I’m still not entirely sold on the overall value of the platform. With the exception of The Mandalorian and maybe a Marvel show or two, I still can’t shake the feeling that the service is just a place for Disney to dump the content deemed unworthy of a big screen release so they don’t have to write those productions off completely. Despite this suspicion, I still decided to give Disenchanted a shot because of how wonderful I found its precursor to be. I gotta say, if nothing else they nailed the title, because disenchanted is exactly how I feel after watching this drab and ennui-inducing sequel.

One thing I do appreciate about Disenchanted is that it at least tries to do something different rather than simply rehashing the story of Enchanted with slight variations. It does not attempt to do the fish-out-of-water thing that the first film did, but the charm of this idea was a big part of why Enchanted was such a success. Disenchanted doesn’t have anything in it that comes even close to replacing that charm. Amy Adams, who is back as the doe-eyed Giselle, gets to show a different side of her character that is fun to watch, and James Marsden is just as goofy and charming as he was in the first film in the (regrettably) few scenes that he is in, but any uniqueness and cleverness that was present in Enchanted is missing here and what we’re left with is a cliché-storm that, unlike Enchanted, is played straight without any irony, whether they’re fairytale cliches or bratty teenagers growing up cliches. The script is flat and the story is as thin as my patience to get to the end of this movie, but somehow it keeps dragging on and on regardless.

One of the biggest factors contributing to the excessive length is the sheer amount of musical numbers that Disenchanted has, none of which are memorable or enjoyable (well, the villain vs. villain song isn’t all bad). This is, frankly, shocking, as the legendary Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz are behind the soundtrack in what is undeniably their most lackluster effort to date. Instead of having three or four great songs like Enchanted did, Disenchanted just throws a whole bunch of trash at your ears hoping that something will stick, and not even the great Idina Menzel is spared from the bad songwriting (but at least she does get to sing... It’s still baffling to me that the people who created Enchanted somehow thought it was a good idea to cast her and then cut all of her songs). If you were to fast forward through all of the musical numbers you would not miss a thing, and what you’d be left with is a boring forty-odd minute story that would feel more at home on the Disney Channel than on a serious streaming service.

Skip Disenchanted and rewatch Enchanted instead. There’s no magic to be found here.

Disenchanted is now available on Disney+.

 

This review was first published in The Keizertimes on December 9th, 2022. Visit at http://keizertimes.com/

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